caroline, 24, married mother from texas.

livel0vepray:

livel0vepray:

livel0vepray:

last night i had the weirdest nightmare…i was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was “pelkoja”

HELLO?

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16:32   12-29-18   51,397 notes

12-amu:

goth-mabel:

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

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Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

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19:20   12-5-18   109,504 notes

Progression of Sobriety

purplelittlemermaid:

rumble-and-roar:

catchymemes:

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Wholesome

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

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23:20   11-29-18   243,460 notes

loudpasta:

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My Conspiracy Theory

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15:55   11-11-18   36,805 notes

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it


I will fucking find you

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16:11   11-10-18   368,594 notes

stimman3000:

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16:10   11-10-18   7,715 notes

captain-snark:

ohdionne:

So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s going” came to life, and the sea went silent and parted to allow it through (swiftly…literally the truck was going about as fast as, if not faster than, it would have been if there had been cars it needed to go around).

Please share this. This was a rare occurrence where an emergency vehicle needed to go through the route of a protest, when usually they have predetermined alternative routes, and it went completely fine. Also for the love of god, have more respect for firefighters/EMTs…they know how to do their jobs. They’re ready for anything, including working around protests.

So folks can stop using that tired old argument now (not that it was ever backed up by sources anyway).

It’s almost as though these protesters who are protesting for human rights are decent human people.

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16:09   11-10-18   139,722 notes

drishanaj:

matydn:

plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

(Source: futubandera-cl, via perks-of-being-chinese)

16:07   11-10-18   482,421 notes

copperbadge:

werewolfblake:

africanaquarian:

pizzamenu:

Must be an important raccoon.

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

Bodyguards to a fae royal.

Grizzled old master teaching his apprentices. 

(Source: catchymemes, via aggiehufflepuff)

16:06   11-10-18   179,227 notes

fleshy-grapefruit:

mens-rights-activia:

xxrawrqueenxx:

bleeding-salamander:

xxrawrqueenxx:

trueprospit:

ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

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@xxrawrqueenxx you do not need to rotate it

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you just did some demonic shit what the fuck

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(Source: stupidnoobofficial, via high-flying-fan)

16:04   11-10-18   200,247 notes

quasi-normalcy:

alsafysh:

alsafysh:

alsafysh:

The Addams family was, in fact, both magical and supernatural for its depiction of a healthy, loving, supportive, and fun married m/f couple.

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Originally posted by vickyinwonderlandxo

This is now officially an Addams family appreciation post

In order to depict such purity and love in a m/f relationship, one must first set the foundation that these people are odd and not the norm. (per media standards)

They cared about their children, their children’s interests, and wanted the kids to always be true to themselves. How peculiar!

Gomez and Morticia never showed negative jealousy towards each other’s past love interests. Even going to far as complimenting them for being special to their true love.  How bizarre!

They could forgive almost any character flaw in a friend or relative. The only thing that could not be forgiven was betrayals and pastels. Weird amirite?

Morticia is a woman’s woman. She allies herself with other women instead of competing with them. She even seeks to understand women different from herself and her beliefs. Strange.

Gomez wants Morticia to have whatever Morticia wants. He doesn’t give her permission, he actively supports her and motivates her. Fa-reaky.

I seem to recall once reading a review that said that Gomez and Morticia were the only couple on television in the 1960s whom you could actually imagine producing children.

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16:01   11-10-18   102,156 notes

tryclops:

astrobust:

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Turn off location

same energy

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16:01   11-10-18   80,566 notes

koreapopblog:

“Remember that meme of her (Naomi Smalls) up for elimination & Kim behind her, waving & smiling?”

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15:59   11-10-18   2,748 notes

spacewheeze:

Popular post: exists

1000 gay porn bots:

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15:57   11-10-18   85,756 notes

pinkwitchcult:
“ *:・゚✧HIT IT, SISTERS✧・゚:*
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pinkwitchcult:

*:・゚✧HIT IT, SISTERS✧・゚:*

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15:57   11-10-18   86,568 notes